why is a giraffe's neck so long? because its feet smell
what do you call a sheep with no legs? a cloud
why don't dinosaurs eat clowns? because they taste funny
what do you call a sheep coved in chocolate? a candy baa
how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it
why did the cookie go to the doctor? because he was feeling crumbly
what do you say to a fancy cactus? you look sharp
what is the best time to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty
what kind of bee can't make up its mind? a maybee
There all so funny
ReplyDeletethanks! my favit one is why don't dinosors eat clowns?
Deletebecase thwey tast funny. L.O.L 😊
I like the sheep ones! LOL
ReplyDeletethank you teana. thank you jasmine (:
ReplyDeleteFunny!!! Remember to include capital letters and fullstops...very pleased to see the question marks though :)
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